"Are you a boy or a girl? Bill is a funny name for a girl."- Right. I totally believe Janni would be that polite. Kurt woulda been like "why do you look like a girl? Boys don't dress like that. Why are you wearing makeup? Only girls wear makeup. Are you really a girl?" all in a snotty little voice with such a big frown on his face you'd think he was a Klingon. ;>

But this line: “God, I don’t know, Tom. How about, when did you become gay?” was dead on. *groans* That's every bi's worst fear: they're parents suddenly analyzing ever relationship they've ever had to find out when they 'turned gay'.