Your friend that sleeps with you? Oh, gosh. I lol'd so hard, honestly. <3 This is 100% something that my five-year-old nephew would come up with. Lately he's taken to telling everyone who will listen to him that I am a vampire. Kids, haha. I love it.

It's hard to say whether Janni or Bill/Tom are my favorite about this, really. I like them both so much.